That's how Mr. Gadget described my mood this morning after I came in from my trek down the driveway to get the newspaper.....which seems to be strictly my job now (as opposed to the previous sharing of this duty) since he's taken to wearing his bathrobe.
This just reminds me of all those campaign signs lining the main drag just before an electi0n. Are there actually people who don't know who to vote for until they drive along the road looking for a candidate whose sign gets their attention? Well, enough of this. My list of pet peeves is almost into double digits.
And isn't this a cute Christmas plate?
So Mr. Gadget decided to take his new sports car (this one doesn't run on C batteries either) out on the driveway today because he said he needed to clean up after some birds that had done a nice christening job.
"How can you have bird poop on your car?" I asked. "You hardly ever drive it."
"Well, I did make that quick trip over to Best Buy," he said. "Maybe it happened there."
"Did it clean up well?" I asked.
"Yeah, but I can't imagine what kind of birds they were," he said. "It was big and it was blue."
"Maybe you were blessed by a big goose," I suggested. "He must have really liked your new car."
Then I said that, in all likelihood, there is a website that could help a person identify birds by their....well, you know....droppings. And I told him that he could check if he wanted to, but that I wasn't going to do it. After all, I'd already been out to get the newspaper.....
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Your writing is getting so good.... I could just imagine you and Mr. G in your various stages of pique (is that the way you spell that?). The photos remain spectacular. Is the new sportscar the fugimanooly? Ha.... Do you and Mr. G. collaberate in any way(spelling??) on the blogsite?
The Blue Poop is from a bird that likes berries, for sure! I get that occasionally too. If you think your sticky newspaper situation is making you crazy, how would you like to see, in the sidebar, a battle at the Zoning Board meeting over grammatically incorrect signs ("Shop Local".....I have to agree with the side that thought they were outrageous) next to the banner headline that said, "Zoners Adopts Eureka Compromise....". Oh, please. This is why I've stopped reading newspapers.
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