Funny farm

"Am I cute or what?"
"I might just sit around in this chair all day."

"If only I could find a comfortable position." "Ahhhhh. That's better. Now, where's the sun?"

"I need to go shopping for some pretty make-up and glitzy jewelry. A day at the spa wouldn't hurt either."

"Maybe Sherwin and I will take in a movie. What? You expect me to help you clean up this mess? Hey lady! You're the one who threw all these pig scraps on the floor! Next time use a wastebasket why don't ya! If you ask me, I'd say this place is a real pig sty."