Party cruise observations with totally random pictures

If you're looking for a profession with plenty of job security, become a tattoo artist.


Shaved heads are way cooler than balding heads.

How to shop for cruise clothes if you're a young woman: try on clothes, determine your size, buy two sizes smaller. For young men: ditto......ditto.....buy two sizes larger.The fashionably-savvy cruiser, both male and female, allows maximum underwear visibility....for example, a good six inches of either jockey or boxer shorts, and bra straps in contrasting colors to the two-sizes-too-small outer garment with between 2 and 4 bra hooks well-displayed.

There's no better way for a real, honest-to-goodness dyed-in-the-wool party cruiser to show off his true colors than to stand on a chair in the formal dining room and scream at the top of his lungs, during the main course, "Let's party!"


Two rare sightings of a species known as the well-behaved party animal.......

.....now, sadly, on the brink of extinction.