I've found the recent news reports about airline carry-on bag charges rather amusing. What next, after this? I'm pretty sure it will be shoes.
No shoes, no charge. 
Seventy-five cents each, or two for a buck on weekends.
$10.00....unless you're flying JetBlue. Then....and only if they're blue....$7.50.
$20.00. Just be careful not to step on any no-charge toes.
$30.00. Maybe you'd rather save the money and just fly the broom.
50 big buckeroos. Don't forget to ask for a discount if your final destination is the lone star state.
These big clodhoppers are really going to cost you. $100.00. Be sure to bring along your checkbook, or maybe that piggy bank with the money you've been saving for your next trip to the casino.
No shoes, no charge. Seventy-five cents each, or two for a buck on weekends. $10.00....unless you're flying JetBlue. Then....and only if they're blue....$7.50.$20.00. Just be careful not to step on any no-charge toes.$30.00. Maybe you'd rather save the money and just fly the broom.50 big buckeroos. Don't forget to ask for a discount if your final destination is the lone star state.These big clodhoppers are really going to cost you. $100.00. Be sure to bring along your checkbook, or maybe that piggy bank with the money you've been saving for your next trip to the casino. These will be pretty reasonable, all things considered. It's because they're so darn cute. Only $15.00. Whatever you do, don't let the ticket agent talk you into a pet carrier. Totally unnecessary. Just be firm and state that you'd rather wear your pets.
I hope you've found this review helpful. You know it will eventually come to this. Might as well plan ahead and insure that your feet will be flying smartly.
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